Review: Footballers’ Wives – The Musical

Rating: 4 out of 5.

Assembly Rooms, Music Hall | 5–24 August 2025 | 18:35
🎟️ Tickets from £19.00
Music & Lyrics by Kath Gotts | Book by Maureen Chadwick
Directed by Anthony Banks


✨ Introduction

After more than seven years in development and a 2022 concept album release, Footballers’ Wives: The Musical finally struts its way onto the stage—and where better to premiere than the Edinburgh Fringe? Based on the cult ITV drama that defined early-2000s guilty pleasure TV, this new British musical is a bold, brash, and brilliantly bonkers celebration of scandal, sequins, and scheming.

Whether you were glued to the original series or are stepping into the world of WAGs for the first time, this show is a riotous ride through the highs and lows of fame, fortune, and football.


👠 The Story

At the heart of the chaos is Tanya Turner, the ultimate captain’s wife, whose life is a whirlwind of designer handbags, tabloid headlines, and ruthless ambition. When her marriage and her husband’s football career begin to unravel, Tanya must pull every trick in the book to stay on top.

The plot is packed with twists, betrayals, and jaw-dropping moments—but it’s all delivered with a knowing wink. The show doesn’t take itself too seriously, and that’s its greatest strength. It’s a deliciously camp, self-aware soap opera set to music, and it knows exactly what it’s doing.


🎤 Performance Highlights

Ceili O’Connor is sensational as Tanya Turner. She commands the stage with a magnetic presence, delivering powerhouse vocals and razor-sharp comedic timing. Her performance is both a tribute to the original character and a fresh, theatrical reinvention. Whether she’s belting out a ballad or delivering a savage one-liner, O’Connor is utterly captivating.

The supporting cast is equally impressive, featuring a mix of West End stars and rising talent:

  • India Chadwick brings warmth and quirkiness to Chardonnay Lane, balancing glamour with heart.
  • Tom Bowen is perfectly cast as Kyle Pascoe, capturing the charm and cluelessness of a footballer in over his head.
  • Leesa Tulley and Ian Walmsley as Donna and Oliver add layers of drama along with naivety and charm
  • Ronnie Charles as Ty-Reece Stewart and Emma Jane Fearnley as Kelly/Magda bring energy and flair to every scene.
  • Leonardo Vieira is a scene-stealer in his dual roles as Salvo and Guru, adding a sauve and charisma to every scene.
  • Laura JudgeMatt Rixon, and Gillian Kirkpatrick round out the cast with strong character work and vocals .

Each performer leans into the show’s outrageous tone with gusto, making every moment feel larger than life.


💃 Ensemble & Staging

The ensemble is tight, energetic, and clearly having a blast—bringing the drama, the glamour, and the laughs with every scene. the staging let down this production slightly with its simplicity and lack of sparkle and glamour unlike the costumes and ensemble who shine.

The choreography is cheeky and character-driven, with ensemble numbers that explode with energy. The ensemble delivers with precision and personality. The cast’s chemistry is palpable, and their commitment to the show’s over-the-top tone makes every scene sparkle.


🎶 Music & Atmosphere

Kath Gotts’ score is a perfect match for the material—catchy, campy, and packed with personality. The songs range from power ballads dripping in melodrama to upbeat ensemble numbers that feel like pop anthems. Highlights include Tanya’s showstopping solos, a hilariously heartfelt duet between Donna and Salvo, and the anthem of the show “who, who, who”.

The music keeps the pace moving and the audience hooked. The atmosphere is electric—equal parts concert, soap opera, and guilty pleasure.

🎉 Final Thoughts

Footballers’ Wives: The Musical is everything you’d hope for from a stage adaptation of the iconic TV series: scandalous, glamorous, and outrageously fun. It’s a show that embraces its trashy roots and elevates them into something theatrical, hilarious, and surprisingly heartfelt.

Whether you’re reliving your noughties nostalgia or discovering Tanya Turner for the first time, this musical is a must-see. It’s eccentric, raunchy, and packed with unforgettable moments. In short: it’s a Fringe triumph that scores big.

Written by Suzzi Hirst

@suzzisspotlight

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